WHat do we think he actually is?

No to be confused with ‘The Taco Bell’, where the intervals drop to 1-2 minutes.

Well That’sh shad.

Sweet Zombie Jesus tell me that’s a marijuana leaf tattoo.

This is disappointing to read. We’re a Brooks running shoe household; I use the Pure Connects (and before them the flows) for everything from marathons to track intervals. Mrs. Dr. Nervous Diarrhea swears by the Glyerins.

teaming up with the real-life Dr. Nick

He clearly learned that from watching my toddler son do The Wheels on the Bus.

Dammit, I’ve been staring at that screenshot for like 10 minutes. What am I missing?

+1 Big Book of British Smiles

+1 Beefsquatch

Settle down, Mrs. Moore.

Take your whataboutism and shove it straight up your nazi ass.

The small caption at the bottom of that graphic is perfect beyond words.

LaVar Ball:Donald Trump::Towing Companies:Britt McHenry

As a grown man, the thing that excites me most is the StoryBots Christmas.

I’m genuinely surprised.

Has trump ever followed up on his pledge to donate $1 million to Houston Hurricane relief?

It’s treating women like people and not “a person I want to fuck.” And if you don’t happen to want to fuck her, it’s still treating her like a person and not “a person I don’t want to fuck.”