He has already publicly apologized for his driving skills.

Screen name checks out.

What better way to expose the inequalities of the system than a little white-on-white crime.

I can’t even describe the eye roll it produces

I feel like Tim Ferriss’ podcast is aimed at people who glorify silicon valley assholes. I really wanted to like it but after a few episodes (Jock Willink is my homeboy) I couldn’t deal with his approach, outlook on life or sponsors.

Guys, throw the man a bone. You hound Brady so doggedly it’s like he’s never allowed a single mistake. I’m sure that if you went on a walk with him he’d unleash some emotion or he’d open up and you’d see he’s human after all. He’s still some man’s best friend at the end of the day.

0/10. Good way to start the day.

Look at the woman in the background with the camera and mint-colored blouse:

This deserves more stars. To start with, maybe another 12 and someday we can add another 49.

‘Were’ or ‘are’?

Take your star and go play video games, nerd.

We played lacrosse against them and after a quarter was whistled over, one of our middies (a guy who had to go before the Michigan Board of Hockey for slashing another player’s neck with his skate) hit a wheaton player sending him flying about 6 feet and parting him with his stick and at least one glove. The Wheaton…

Fully agree with you here. That you can also scan barcodes with MFP makes it that much more practical.

You are the last person who ever needs to hold it in. Just let it fly. Unleash what’s in your gut and paint the whole town with it.

Judging by that girls apology letter she must be a special ed student.

Good money says she lost a bet.

Dear Somehow-ungreyed-word-salad-artist,

Are... are you telling me there are more than 10 days in a month?

Why is she even there? Are there Texans suffering from flooding *and* a lack of trophy wives that can’t speak English?

+1 Star-shape