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Gene Belcher's Nervous Diarrhea
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How do you feel about punctuation?

Portnoy is the guy who wouldn’t take down the picture of Tom Brady’s naked toddler son, right? That guy? The one who advocated for the murder of BLM activists?

Deadspin: Come for the sports, stay for the visuals.

As a white guy... holy fucking shit can white people be a disgrace to our species.

Great kinja.

The ship is shinking, Trump is running around with his staff and the Russians with drills and these fucking imbeciles think the ‘real crime’ is that someone picked up the radio and called the coast guard.

To say nothing of the grammar trainwreck that is the third paragraph.

+1 Milkbone for SUCH A GOOD BOY YES HE IS.

+1 Thai ladyboy

Genuinely surprised I had to read this far down for an illiteracy joke.

See? The cool pope is still human after all.

I don’t doubt this at all. I think it’s convenient for people to try to distract or redirect. BUT BLACK-ON-BLACK CRIME is BUT HER EMAILS for BLM.

Can anyone explain the purpose to arching your back so much while benching? This is new form to me.

Right up there with women always eating salad in any add/movie/tv show.

I don’t think the conversation should ever be shifted away from the topic of police brutality and racism

*Furiously waving pencil*

It’s part of a grander scheme where Justin Bieber and Katy Perry are slowly morphing into the same physical object.

You and roughly 67,999,999 other people. Roughly.

photographic evidence suggests that Trump Jr. did the workout unburdened

That Perrier box must have been a giant prick in a previous life.