+1 victory lap, Norm-san.

+1 Showcase Showdown

In college I could easily demolish an entire Papa John’s pizza. I would follow that with peanut butter out of the jar until I got bored.

I wouldn’t find it interesting at all. Hannity and his ilk are farts in a tornado.

+1 FUCKING HOSTILE commencement speech.

“HOOO-KED ONNN PUH-HONNICS WOOR-KED FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

Follow up (on-topic) question, did Albert just own tom.blersch or did tom.blersch just commit a self-own with his uninformed comment?

you rarely hear from the 999 other entrepreneurs whose budding companies failed because they spent $320,000—before they had revenue or a single client—attempting to wine and dine.

+1 Obscure Simpsons Reference

This. That whole show was Missy and Left shark.

Well, he’s not the first former tight end hanging around in prison.

+1 midnight ride by Paul Revere

I just found out Minihane has a podcast.

Scorpion jacket or GTFO.

Moreover, what kind of monster wears socks with sandals? Are these guys even American?!?!?!?!

+1 6-pack of Olympia (“It’s the water”)

+1 draft deferral for, uh, flat feet. Yeah, ‘flat feet’.

Why, I’d be willing to pay up to and including $400, NAY, $700 for such an item!

Guys who look like man-rat hybrids need support.

I try to keep a stable of domains 10 years out just as a digital best practice.