Had to wait a surprisingly long time to see an Affliction shirt.

Actually, it was damn funny.

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I don’t always agree with your opinions but I think this is dead on.

I stand* corrected.

I thought he elbowed Fiorina in the face?

^That right there was my favorite moment.

+1 star for my main man Ol’ BG

How’s the whole ‘men’s rights advocate’ thing working out for you?

How many socks have been lost to washing machines, anyway?

You’re doing a bang-up job of dulling Occam’s razor.

That costume was terrible. I’m not a fanboy but I’m familiar with the franchise and I saw nothing resembling Storm. It would have been as accurate as if I grabbed a 55 gallon drum and went as Oscar the Grouch.

Do we have proof the dude lying down *isn’t* diplo?

This isn’t imgur, dude.

...and you got out of the greys with takes this smoking hot?

That’s all you, bruh. Ima pass.

My money says that the people pushing that idea aren’t the smartest appl-WAIT SHIT.  

Patrick and Kevin, do you guys run regularly? If so, any good ‘I had to poop mid-run’ stories?

Which Deadspin staffer would win:

Humanity has, for the most part, agreed that Nickelback is the worst band around. If Nickelback didn’t exist, what band would be the worst band?