+1 clown that could refer to so very, very, very many people.

Is the Suicide Squad movie going to be as bad as the trailers make it out to be? I want to punch Will Smith when he says that fucking line about saving the world.

+1 dropped ‘r’

I think there’s an easy litmus test for the store and how they will fit you. In short, if all they do is ask for your opinion, they’re not doing enough.

For the life of me, I can’t find a reason to pay money for a meditation/mindfulness app. Breathe gets it all done for $0.

More stars. This needs... more stars.

As clever as that premise is and as good as the workouts seem, the actual site layout is such a mess (videos, external links, random pictures of the guy in a gas mask) I don’t see how you can print that stuff up and make sense of it.

Sometimes it’s the little things in life that just knock you out with a sense of wonder.

Duke lacrosse needs to step up its recruiting game.

Irritable dad with a PhD checking in.

Where’s the letter from the woman who thought it was somehow insulting to Magary to keep changing his name?

Read this in the voice of Philip J. Fry and it absolutely made my day.

Truly breathtaking subtlety.

On those days you second guess yourself for setting a 6am alarm to hit the gym...

I thought it was C.C. Sabathias.

Found the Cards fan.

Just stick the fuckin onion in the fuckin fridge for a few fuckin hours and you’re good to fuckin go. No fuckin tears.

+1 mic drop (straight into the terlet)

More importantly, who the fuck is Jessica Lowndes?

+1 trip to his happy place.