This gentleman is a professional troll, yes?

If you’re cooking things before putting them in the crockpot, you’re using your crockpot wrong. The whole beauty of the chunk of metal and ceramic is that it does all the work for you.

Username checks out.

Dammit. +1 laptop thrown clear across the room.

Are we not going to mention Trump’s thumb? Just how many joints are in that thing?

Man alive that list is awful. Spotify is great for some things but trying to put together any sort of playlist is not one of them.

Holy shitsnacks.

That picture of you with the TRX get-up... is that in Happy Valley, right by the race track?

No. Running a 26.2 mile course in 3:45 is an average pace of 8:36.

With a comment like that, I hope you can back your shit up with a sub-3 hr marathon, guy. Otherwise, fuck off.

Looks like a greyhound or an Afghan. Having owned a pair of greyhounds I can they can get pretty needy and suffer from separation anxiety. Also, that makes a great excuse to bring a dog in to meet swimsuit models. So, you know, there’s that.

+1 ticket straight to hell. Thanks for that.

the Rooneys, the Maras,

Laughed at all three. Great work.

You know, a lot of people said it would never work, that he’d never be able to reinvent himself as a new man and succeed in business. Judging by his wealth and power I think the naysayers were wrong about Pizza The Hut.

Thoughts on one-legged deadlifts or deadlifts when you only have dumbells?

+1 Asian photobomb.

Could this be the most blatant, conspicuous form of projection we’ve ever seen?