+1 Fargo reference

I was about to make a Jared Lorenzen joke before I saw your caption. I see reality beat me to it.

+1 Heimlich Maneuver

Fuck this band and the garbage-pile fire of even shittier bands they have inspired over the years.

Yeah, I think they are Scandanavian in some form or another. My friend married one of Walter’s sons. Walter also has a son named Bjorn, soooo..... yeah. Scandehoovian.

Do not ask Montee Ball for souvenirs.

+1 Million-dollars-per-year NCAA head coach contract.

Bombfell seems to aim mostly towards the more expensive end of clothing. Even choosing the cheapest ranges for clothes, I was suggested a $90 hoodie, a $100 dress shirt,

behavior that leads to awful shit

Things have really taken a downhill turn for Picabo.

On what planet, exactly, is Smirnoff Ice premium anything, let alone a ‘beer’?

Yes, this is shark.

Outstanding work. +1

Thanks for this steaming turd of a comment. Would you also care to piss in the punchbowl on your way out?

Cowboys: A little done

I’m an asshole and I drive a Volvo. It’s a wagon though, so I think it makes me an asshole-dad.

Is this from a porno? It looks like it’s from a porno.

Yokel Haram is far superior to YallQueda. I was hoping HickQueda would work.

I watched that first video and wondered whether Ringling Brothers, Barnum and Bailey know that one of their clowns escaped and is in a cabin in Oregon.

My money is on him as the real killer. “Yeah, I just happened to know my sister’s voicemail inbox password. And some messages were deleted. What of it?”