That fucking dipshit and his dipshit too-short pants worn too high. Such a dipshit.

Add in Bruce Campbell and it’s a perfect Old Spice ad.

This needs more stars. All the horse people stars.

3 Floyds’ Permanent Funeral belongs on your list. If you’re going to feature beers named after bland, uninspired dreck like phish or the grateful dead (fuck you, there’s no way I am capitalizing the names of either of those bands) you can dip your toes in the other end of the aural spectrum.

Are you implying Connie Britton is on the market? I may have some bad news to break to my wife.

There should be an iPhone Sport, and it should be bright yellow like the old Sport Walkmans, with the little gray rubber sealing that made your Walkman look like a miniaturized James Bond sub.

IS THAT DANNY TREJO?!?!?!

+1 Hooked on Phonics boxed set.

Don’t eat till you’re full, eat till you’re tired.

Looks like one of the puppets from Team America.

I wasn’t sure your first post could have been improved upon and yet....

No, I’m trying to say you’re a racist piece of shit.

And the Irish were much more similar to the English and other Euros

+1 crooked-ass thumb

+1 bloody sock

I think a number of things have flown over your head here. First, poster never said he went to Mizzou. Second, He said he’s in St. Louis. Mizzou is not in St. Louis, it’s in Columbia. And what the fuck is this:

Ted Cruz is not aging well.

a woman with some healthiness about her

I don’t know what the Official Liberal Media Agenda position is on DeflategateGroupie but you can run backwards naked through a field of dicks.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. That’s a bit harsh to dogs, isn’t it?