I want to kick this guy in the crotch so hard that he can use his testicles as earrings.

You act as if there should be a tether to reality when a person willingly supports a football team coached by Rex Ryan. That tether was cut by a pair of red, white a blue Zubaz a long, long time ago.

I had to slog through too much bullshit to get to the good stuff.

That’s right. I forgot how the economy was completely in the shitter under Clinton and then Bush came along and managed to rescue it. Damn ‘Lefties’.

This post is suffering from a massive paucity of stars.

+1 ATM

There was that joke in Office Space where Peter states that, largely because of how much he loathes his job that, ‘every day is the worst day of my life’.

You’re a good man who did a good thing and you should feel good.

Can someone- anyone- explain this?!

I looked yesterday and the Keep app was not in the App Store. You should be able to use TurboNote in the meantime.

TurboNote has worked perfectly fine for me to access Keep on my iPhone.

Hmm. What’s the going rate for a canary-yellow Hummer and a pallet of protein powder?

I’ve heard this referred to as ‘box breathing’. Good for you if you can count to 7- I can only do a 4-count. Found it very helpful while getting tattooed recently when we did some of the more ‘spicy’ spots.

Seconded. Do we need a kickstarter campaign for this? “Leslie Horn gets to interview and hug The Rock”?

Where was this, MIT?

How the christ is Stave still playing? I fee like he was a back-up QB when I was an undergrad there. In 1999.

Johnny Manziel.....not going away

+1

Good kinja.

Yeah, because if it wasn’t for that, this letter would be totally sane and rational and not at all like the ramblings of a person who dropped out of high school before 10th grade and blames the ‘libs’ for it.