You’re not supposed to be anything but your wonderful self.

After my dad died, my mom bought a trip to Hawaii for the remaining members of the family (me, her, sister). I met an echo park hipster a couple months before, and I somehow convinced my mom to let me stay in LA as we had a layover in the city of angels coming back to the mainland.

It’s about fighting fascists! THAT’S RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS!

So is The Pearl. 

Hated everything I read by him except For Whom The Bell Tolls. 

Well it made me ~*~dANcE~*~!!!

Can extremely rich men even read, anyway?

The correct answer is BEER. 

a billion-dollar mega-wedding, a fleet of Fenty babies, the promise of many (or just one) albums celebrating their love with songs like “Sex With Me”

I don’t own a microwave due to space but I also have major depression so I am one of those people who has waited a half hour for a fucking hot pocket to heat up in the oven.

I think the problem is we see Jeff Bezos as a souless, money hungry robot and he called his lover “alive girl” as if there is some sort of trans-human alternative*.

I got one! Aliens (1986)!

Sapochnik did all the best directing in GoT. I’ll give this a fighting chance.

I will watch this just because I love Kiwis. 

Each couple’s gotta have their own style! I know people who would be humiliated by this kind of exposure. 

Yes. 

I’m here for Knives Out II if they double down on making fun of masturbating nazis. 

And the meat product he ate the most was hot dogs. Vegetarian hot dogs are the best faux meat products out there. 

We should be over this, but it seems like we’re not.

If by “deserve less” you mean “don’t deserve to have us spend our hard earned money seeing the awards season-bait film loosely based on their experiences,” then, sure.