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Maybe he meant comedians? 

Bill and Andy Samberg started SNL in 2005-- I believe they were no older than 25 at the time. She was still doing the OC then. This is an 00's kid dream coupling, in my humble opinion. 

People from Oklahoma are WILD. 

It is 2019. How do people not know to quit using that ♠️ saying by now? 

We also have a pretty good idea what a Jewish woman from Jerusalem would look like

Thanks, I hate it. 

I feel like I woke up in Bizarro World seeing CT actually call out trump for being immoral. Maybe it’s because I grew up with right wing evangelicals, but that lead story blew my fucking mind and yet it is hardly being commented on...?

Yeah it’s not actual Old Hollywood glamour. It’s ripping off drag like she always does.

If it makes you feel better, she didn’t really write most of the books. An army of ghostwriters did.

My theory: Emma is tired and was provided the opportunity to go home to London to relax and enjoy the holiday season and she took it.

I’m no student of dualism, but i loves me a good descartes quote. *chef’s kiss*

I was told to dress sexy when I worked as a hostess at an upscale sushi restaurant. Where’s my article?

Anybody with skin THAT perfect must have some divinity in ‘em.

I too was suspicious regarding Watchmen because after the opening scene I thought it was going to try and make me feel bad for cops.

Cue the comments that feel compelled to ask WHY Jezebel hasn’t canceled Cardi B who is SO PROBLEMATIC!

I don’t know what Vanderpump Rules is... but beer cheese is a Kentucky delicacy. 

TEAM NOBODY 4 EVER 

I love that you love things <3

Take him for all he’s worth, Alex. 

There’s a reason people get sick (colds, stomach bugs, & whatnot) after air travel.