Please everyone fill out the form to tell the world what an asshole you are.

My nephew (a TB crunchy taco stalwart and a hot Doritos fan) agrees with this assessment, asserting this...thing...sullies the good names and reputations of TB and Doritos, respectively.

Anyone giving you a hard time for this is an arrogant ass-clown and part of the reason wine has such an intimidating, high barrier to entry for lots of people.

My Martha Stewart-like tip is to freeze grapes to put in your wine.  Keeps it cool without watering it down, and then you get a snack!

Hey Martha, same! I always put ice in my sauvignon blanc. Really. I do. And I don’t care who knows it.  I also drink vino verde because - light, refreshing, and lower alcohol content. 

Could one of them be

Just a reminder that Wayfair furnishes ICE detention centers.

What we really need to drag on, and discuss, is the ‘spine in’ piles of books in the fire place.

Lebowitz is a national treasure. In my mind a time traveler from the height of the Algonquin table, boasting a wit that at times could cut glass.  

Wow, who found a way to interview my inner self?

I cried like a tiny baby birthday girl at the end. Anyone who says they didn’t is lying.

I was just telling my friend yesterday that self-isolating has made me so thankful that I left my ex-husband 5 years ago. Life with my boyfriend is not all sunshine and rainbows and too much bickering last week, but it wasn’t being trapped in a house with an emotionally abusive pothead. I checked the ex’s facebook…

Hey Kim, you can do something without pausing to pat yourself on the back. Just FYI.

There’s even that awkward space between “slur” and “is” which just indicates that she was on the phone with Chico’s customer service while tweeting.

Nooses are like blackface...history makes it unfunny no matter what.

I for one applaud the kid for transferring. He is a principled student. If the athlete was an award winning quarterback then the coach would be sent packing.

I think they’re very stupid too, but I’m giving them a pass because everyone is looking for joy/normalcy during this hellish reality.

“Congrats to everyone, except for the gender reveal cake, which I imagine is quite smushed.”

My mother is staying with my brother and me for a few weeks, which has been a challenge for a number of reasons, but an upside is that while I’m wfh full time and my brother is trying to study and work, retiree Mum happily cooks for us. If anything I’m less adult than I was when this started. Also she habitually cooks…

I LONG for the day I can go out to lunch again. And I can still go to work (food service) and am not totally trapped! When this is over it’s lunch, movies, dinner, more movies. Movies IN A THEATER. Then shopping and buying all the books.