Hi, Texan here. I’ve seen a lot of this over the last few days and it frustrates me. Y’all know that 43% of voting Texans voted for Hillary, right? And Houston (currently underwater!) went blue? https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/texas?mcubz=0 

I think I speak for everyone when I saw that you are far better off having dumped his ass. And I’m basing that solely on his love of Skyline Chili.

I’m for anything that distracts him until the indictments come down.

I’ve ordered the “political prepper special” popcorn from Amazon for that day. They have to deliver it on a flatbed and use a forklift to unload it. I’m not sure it’ll be enough...

right like all of this. “how dare she not be humble, she c(sho)uld be in my shoes some day!”

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

I get weird vibes from that person insisting that working poverty can happen to her sister.

Has MVP’s boyfriend met a specific person he wants to sleep with hence he’s come up with this? I would probably think so...

Just when I think I’m kinda pathetic for not having a life, something like this comes along to let me know that...I actually do! (Apparently. Comparatively, anyway.) Thanks for the info.

Read this as “heroine has cat trouble” and it still made sense.

Fucking white people.

I watched Manhunt: Unibomber while Fuhrer Fünfundvierzig was speechifying.

*spoiler*

That’s a good point, Hallmark’s repeats are huge for them (Golden Girls, Murder She Wrote and I Love Lucy). I remember a few years ago, they tried to turn their daytime block over to Martha Stewart and Hallmark viewers revolted. (It included a talk show hosted by Alexis Stewart with a “friend” she seemed to barely…

I think this Hallmark Channel surge in popularity is missing out on a very important demographic: people who are still obsessed with the Golden Girls (like me, and rightfully so). I don’t know if it’s the same for everyone else, but where I live they show three hours of it every night from 10 to midnight, and like 7…

She’s the lost daughter Tiffany never was.

Why is there even an unaccredited law school? Not like one could use that JD... is it for decoration?

Especially when she tags so five years ago #valentinorockstudheels.

She grew up in a castle her dad bought at a bankruptcy auction after it went decades in disrepair, and turned into a below-middling hotel/event space. This isn’t some grand upbringing, well, not as grand as she’d like you to think and probably told everyone at school, and does indeed put her in the column of…

My mom too, but she also watches the Walking Dead every week as well lol