That is so freaking funny.

Call the cops??? Hahahahahha

Great story! My vet’s office also has a boarding facility, and they were keeping a woman’s grey parrot for her while she was out of town. The parrot was extremely social so they let it out to walk around as it pleased so long as there were no off leash pets in the area or dogs barking at it. That bird was AMAZINGLY…

I heard about a parrot owned by a woman who also had several dogs. Every day she’d open the back door to call them in for their food. The parrot learned to imitate her voice, and when the window was open he’d call the dogs and then listen while they ran thump thump thump into the closed door, then laugh.

You win the day sir.

“call the cops” is both hilarious and troubling at the same time. That sneaky bird.

He used to yell “Call the cops” when my mom was rude to him.

Friend of mine had a parrot like that when I was growing up. It learned to mimic his mother perfectly and would call him into the family room using her voice.

There should be a full season order of this sitcom.

I love absolutely everything about this story.

A friend had one who would mimic his voice and call their cats in the voice he used for feeding them. They fell for it every time.

I love this story. It has brightened my day immensely. Thank you!

I am currently being forced to answer phones all day at work, and this happened a couple of weeks ago:

I showed this story to my wife.

Glenna has a great shot at winning her appeal because I don’t think her defense attorney was competent...

It is doubtful that McDonalds Employees would be paid anything extra, unless their manager there does it out of pocket. Fast food, hardware stores, etc. somehow are considered “essential personnel” for reasons unknown to me.

Finally managed to go out for a drive and survey the immediate area. All these were taken within a mile of my house. The line for the supermarket had to be a quarter mile out the door. A few gas stations are open but they’ve sold out of food.

watching this hypocrite’s ark has been really enlightening. 

I’ve never trusted anyone in a costume that covered their face. No mascots, no clowns, no pictures with Santa because I would freak out. Just show your dang face!!

Ouch. I know I’m getting old when I’m in “appropriate senator” age bracket.