It will take me longer than 15 minutes if I am doing like, FULL-ON fancy makeup, likely because I am getting ready to go out and because I have to be a little more precise with it (like if I’m doing a lot of eyeshadow shading/layering and liquid eyeliner etc) and also because I’m taking breaks to drink lol. Normal…

Me too! I take about five to ten minutes and am not versed enough in things like contouring and such to drag it out longer even if I wanted to.

I had a horrendous acid trip in high school. I puked in my friend’s bathroom sink and he started yelling at me for clogging the drain. That was helpful. I then recall being in his driveway as the world went lop-sided and wave after wave of soul-murdering panic washed over me for about 3 hours. Never ever ever ever…

I wear make up everyday that I work (so 5 days a week). It takes me 3 minutes maybe. But if we’re being honest, I don’t wear much except tinted moisturizer, blush & lipstick. But unlike Alicia Keys, I admit that it’s still make up. Also, I appreciate Zadie Smith’s sentiment here. I think about the same thing in…

It took me years to be barely competent with eyeliner. That’s what takes the longest for me.

First the poop videos now this? For shame, Germany!

Why would you go though all the trouble of cracking open a peanut shell, then just leave the actual nut—or legume, as it were—scattered around the table instead of eating it? What kind of lazy fucking peanutery is this photograph capturing?

That would be the perfect channel to watch for the house bound mother who still thinks she has an edge and wants a diversion during laundry BUT has kids young enough to get freaked out if they take a peek at The Hills Have Eyes even when it’s on TNT and its cut to ribbons. What I’m saying is I am your first…

Can you picture yourself under any circumstances putting Trump’s head in your mouth?

“Mom May I Sleep With Danger?”

do not believe. just practice one night or two. literally a great saturday night is a bottle of malbec and the end result of glittery eyelined eyes that you’ll dance in for 30 min and then wash off ;)

I think it’s fun to go all-out for special occasions but I definitely wouldn’t do that much on a day to day basis.

My father-in-law hosts the family every year on Christmas Eve, and he believes that a part of his hosting obligation is to have a Christmas movie playing in the background. Except, he cares about film and television the way Remi’s brother in Ratatouille cares about cuisine: if it’s on my plate/TV, it goes into my…

My second! After Speed Racer, I mean, c’mon!

13/10 would stream your Horrormark channel.

My mom lives for this channel...she’s 69 and wants me to watch with her. I’m a marvel, LOTR, star wars, and trek nerd. I can’t...

Every Hallmark Christmas movie:

I would be fine with this channel’s cheeziness if they would stop with the all-white casting of leads.

Hallmark Channel: Helping C-List White Celebs Make their Condo Payments