My new girlfriend has three vaginas. I’ve been fucking her left, right and centre

re: the thumb slot one, I know how he feels.

The pricks at Bushwood wouldn’t let us gamble and later tossed Turd Ferguson out of the pool.

They have actually done this test. She and her sister both got smoked by some guy ranked in the mid-200’s after they mouthed off about beating all the guys over 200.

but I’m in the greys on Adequate Man. In the Concourse, I’m somebody.

This is a publicity stunt.

How can we possibly comment seriously on this story without photos of the defendant and the “saucy juror”?

But why did the cheese go on the scrap heap? All that night cheese wasted?

This. And the thing is. The thing is, as much as you would expect women to absolutely shun him in the future, some dip shit, starstruck, power-hungry female will be seen on his arm. Because he’s a celebrity.

You watch. He’ll start racing again and get his endorsements back and his life will go on like this unpleasant little incident never happened. Reeva was never going to get justice. Every goddamn article was dissecting every detail of his life, personality, rise to fame and fall from grace. In that whole shit show of a…

Alas, yes, I do remember them indeed. Why back in the day they were all the rage among the younger set!

Reading is had!

Makes me think of the movie salo. Goddamn the horrible and horrific things people do to one another.

What about the Wombles of Wimbledon? Anyone remember them?

He said *Hard to laugh at this.*

It seems like this is how Jezebel comments are lately. “I have a dog.” “SOME PEOPLE CAN’T HAVE DOGS! DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? ASSHOLE.”

did you read that the post said, “hard to laugh at this”?

You’re the ex, aren’t you?

He didn’t say “Had to laugh,” he said “Hard to laugh.” As in, it’s hard to laugh at these stories because it hits a little too close to home.

When I saw this, I thought I should share my story but didn’t because it’s so fucked up it’s almost unbelievable.