herculesq-einstein
hercules q. einstein
herculesq-einstein

Oh, man, you just reminded me of a report I had to study in high school history about the Spanish Civil War. Horrifying. Shaving women’s heads seems to have been extremely common.

oh man I forgot about John Edwards and the fact that he was a thing and god what a fucking wanker that man is.

Jesus is like, “ich spreche kein Englisch, dummkopf.”

“he told me the bible says its okay to poop in your hand then eat it but i’m not allowed to read so idk”

“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”

He has a face that looks like the result of Gary Shandling mating with a pig.

I loved Weebles!!! They still make em :)

“Sounds pretty reasonable to me” - world renowned moron, GoForASoda

Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down. I remember them well.

Good heavens! Is this true and what was their offense?

Wait- march naked through the streets while soiling herself? Jeee-sus.

it’s totally how you carry yourself. If you have confidence, it makes a big impact. I’m FAT with a capital F, and I have never lacked for attention.

We can only hope that he held himself under $82,594 at the concession stands.

WHAT? Why? What the fuck did they do?! That’s a horrible story.

Totally. It seriously the way you carry yourself. Also ladies shop for what looks good on your body don’t shop for when “you will be thinner”. I have countless women come to my work and try to buy clothes that are wayyyy too small for them and won’t go for the larger size because “OMG I CANT BE A SIZE 30 GIVE ME SIZE

Is the Netherlands exclusively populated by ducks?

But “hamburger bun” sounds so....Continental. Can’t they have been given two slices of white bread instead?

My Dad grew up in Hyattsville. My grandmother still lives there. It is where joy goes to die. I still don’t get to pretend it isn’t part of the DC metro area.