I bet all of these rich hosers consider Louise Linton their spirit animal.

Ha! It really does!

I’m jealous! But I did have fun watching Lawrence O’Donnell rip apart Trump’s speech as it was happening. That man is my new crush (don’t tell him!).

Well, it’s not exactly an original name you chose so I guess there was another charmer with the same one a while back.

I was scared to look because I didn’t want it to be him!

I have a long memory and this is not the first time you have been an asshole to me. Go away.  

Because she’s his third gold-digging wife and she wants to make sure she keeps her claws in him so he can’t fool around on her. That’s my guess. (I know she’s his 4th wife but I have no idea if his first one was a gold-digger or not).

Thank you acorn.

I love you forever for adding spoiler alerts for Hallmark movies.

Holy crap. But I guess I’d rather watch that one than the romantic ones. Dude looks like Ernest Borgnine.  

I wonder if my mom still watches Hallmark; I don’t think she does. Yelling at Trump is her new pastime. But she has the nerve to watch crap and then tell me that my taste is sophomoric (her idea of sophomoric humor is Arrested Development and 30Rock).

Oh wow, that is the worst type of karma!

You are not allowed to watch my awesome movies when they come out. You are gonna be sorry because they will be epic. I’ve decided adding ghosts will make it different than Lifetime.

Not if I add ghosts!

No I am going to make it very different - I guess the hot boyfriend can’t be the killer because then it would be too much like Lifetime. We’re gonna have ghosts!

What’s Kdrama? Korean? Sounds awesome.

You need to come work on this new venture with me. You are my second hire and I already have four potential subscribers!

I’m a woman and it was a joke you stupid fuck.

I can’t imagine I’ll suddenly start liking that crap when I hit 60 either.

Take heart! My mom has always had terrible taste. But my dad loved Monty Python til the end. Maybe you can market sci-fi for old ladies!