I believe the reports that Trump really hasn’t been tweeting at all lately and that it’s really Kellyanne trying to mimic his style. The more I read them, the more likely it seems to me.

I read this entire thing thinking that you meant Kevin James.

This dude gets it.

This is a good point. It’s probably time for me to change my photo here - it’s been a good run.

A professional fraud investigator started an anti-Mary Kay website that has had a lot of traction in that women who are thinking of signing up to see MK and do research find it and run away. It really lays down the math of why you’ll never make a dime and there are a bunch of former very high level MK ladies who post…

You get me.

Aw, it’s ok. We’re still friends. I have lots of texture aversions so now I feel like we’re soulmates. (anything slimy like mushrooms is the bane of my existence).

Yes, you nailed it. It was oddly sweet (just like me!)

You monster! Peanut butter is the best in desserts. I will only forgive you if you grew up in Europe or somewhere else where it’s not popular.

Some of their flavors taste very odd and some are really good. The chocolate peanut butter cup one just does not taste normal. But they have a peanut butter pretzel flavor that I love. Oh, and the salted caramel. But you are right about the Breyers version -that’s not even close to gelato; it’s simply ice cream…

THIS! I am an ice cream whore and will keep going back until the pint is gone. Of course it doesn’t have the same mouth-feel but if it stops me from eating 1200 Ben & Jerry’s calories then it’s good enough for me.

I have a feeling she’s going to get more backlash for this than she realizes. Mary Kay is a huge MLM scam and there is a growing contingent of pissed off women who have made it their goal to bring them down.

They are tacky as fuck. The “Madonna and child” reference is not even remotely subtle and I don’t care how talented she is, her children are not the second coming of jeebus.

I’ve never heard of Brio, but I feel the need to share that my friend Ian was named Sassy’s “Boy of the Year” in 1990 and we never, ever let him forget it.

She is such an ungracious hoser with no sense of her own mediocrity. Has she never heard her own singing voice? She has no range and all of her songs are in the same key. And it would be a stretch to call her acting “skills” even close to mediocre. She is aging horribly and has become a cartoon parody of herself.

Hmm. Maybe sloths? I bet they are too lazy.

What the fuck? They weren’t even there the same night. I wonder if People is messing with her because she expressed her displeasure with them a few weeks ago over an article they wrote about her.

Oh no! I’m so sorry about your pup. I hope he (or she) will be ok.

I didn’t know that! I think I’ve read that dolphins commit rape as well.

Rich, this is the best thing I’ve read in ages, so interesting.