i always come back like 5-10lbs heavier, with a cold, vaguely hungover, and having forgot to do the dishes before i left so my apartment smells like a rat orgy.

What do you mean? He makes it sound like they were trying to find a nice polite way out of it and he understood that.

These comments are a shit show. They’re shaming a teen for looking more mature than 14. So So Gross.

And plenty of fraud issues are ones that their party has actively fought against like limits on jury awards and increased use of binding arbitration for consumer issues.

Also he had a project due in 6th period. Ugh heartbreaking

I think that Brendan’s “normal” appearance was what allowed the prosecution to use him as they did. If Brendan had Down syndrome or some other unequivocally recognizable cognitive disability, no one would have accepted his confession as truth. Honestly though, as a high school teacher, there are PLENTY of kids who…

YES! When my partner and I were watching it, I paused it right there and had a 10 minute rant about that exact line. Reasonable doubt is for EVERYONE, even people who are guilty.

Oh my god, that too. And when he said he was hoping that Halbach would unveil herself and the whole thing was some sort of sick joke. I absolutely will never forget him.

Be afraid.

Oh god and when they asked him about losing weight because they were trying to pin him with a guilty conscience and it was because kids had been mean to him at school and his girlfriend broke up with him. His face just looked so heartbroken. Ugh man, I don't think and hope I never do forget this kid.

a rare medical condition called “auto-brewery syndrome,” in which the woman’s digestive system converts common food carbohydrates into alcohol.

I could picture the Rock skipping.

Maybe he likes to skip as part of leg day? Skipping is good exercise.

Trying to find the Key and Peele slave auction skit, seems unavailable in my country...

Look what I found!!

Perfect.

He is a jerk. Watch his interviews as a judge for the Miss America pageant as a shallow, sketchy dude leering and commenting on women’s bodies. Just because he got fat doesn't make him a good person or more likeable.

So far, so good, but I’m reserving judgment until one of them writes a memoir.

Aww, thanks herculesnow. If I wasn’t dehydrated, it would bring a tear to my eye.

Aside from getting sick as hell, I got Super Mario Maker for the Wii U, Yoshi’s Wooly World (Wii U) the new Zelda game for the 3DS, some cute new PJS, an awesome sloth shirt, a Rush shirt, other clothes, a ton of cash, $120 to my fave Japanese restaurant, some yummy perfume, and kitty cuddles. I’d send it all back for…