That’s so exciting. Congrats! I have a cousin who I am three months older than. Our parents are very close so we grew up basically like siblings. He tortured me when we were little but we looked out for each other in middle/high school. He slammed someone up against a locker once for bullying me. And I always had…

Cousins at a close age are great!

Congratulations to you and your daughter!

I just got good pregnancy news from some friends who have been trying for forever and I hope that they gave their parents the best Christmas gift with the announcement! Congrats!!!

They’ve gotta work on that! :-)

Nice work, and very thoughtful of you! :)

Oh dear.

I am flying 100% solo tonight. Just me and a pizza.

Embryos are, by definition fertilized. Otherwise, you’re just talking about eggs.

If they own them jointly and he says no, that should be the end of it. What’s even going though your mind to try and force your ex to have more kids with you?

I haven’t done it since my sister and I ate at a DQ in Welsh Louisiana, on the way to Mandeville, and she got food poisoning while we were on the Atchafalaya causeway and we barely made it to a truck stop in Grosse Tete before she collapsed and an ambulance took her to Baton Rouge General, where a very hot, long…

Yeah, Gwen’s gone full Blake. I bet when she was with Gavin it was all Bangers and Mash and Figgy puddings.

I would like to deeply apologize for the above comment. When I said “so long Jerkbags”, I didn’t mean to imply that the rest of you are, in fact, Jerkbags. I was suffering from exhaustion at the time and have deep respect for the Jerkbag community.

Wait, we’re allowed to opt out of it? Finally. So long jerkbags!

There’s so much bro happening in that picture my tea just turned into a Monster energy drink.

She must be a Lesbian.

Ok Kylie. Let’s talk.

Chrissy’s tweets are getting better and better. I love her.

I don’t know who Teyana Taylor and Iman Shumpert are, but that birth story is metal AF.

Don’t get me wrong she is very talented, Broke With Expensive Taste is a great album. All of her fuckery and inability to play nice with people let alone labels is stifling her talent. She might have a clinical diagnosis but it seems her baseline personality is asshole.