I am on a “cut me below the belt and I won’t bleed because my pants are a handy tourniquet” diet for the past three weeks, and trying to cut out the processed stuff is the pits, man. The amount of time and money that I have spent trying to clean up my act is unreal! Having a chef/food shopper is a dream. (Also Costa…

I really respect how pissed you are about all of this. I feel like we could be back-fat slaying superheroes.

Woke up because I had to pee. No lie.

Don’t even care; love the shit outta this schmaltz. This lapsed Christian has cried three times and Youtubed me some Trisha Yearwood during commercials.

My daughter was in Boyton for about a year and we went down there. GORGEOUS beaches! (if you could get to them for the “Private Beach” bullshit)

Born and raised in St Pete; now in Citrus County. (Please send help......)

Remember pulling over to use a pay phone to call home and lie about your whereabouts? Good times!

OMG! I knew you got me! :)

MY PEOPLE! Christmas ‘66 here. I see some of the stuff about social media ruining lives and I realize that I would have made a MAJOR IDIOT of myself if I had grown up in the 90's. (I mean, I made a MAJOR IDIOT of myself but there is little to no proof, with the exception of some Polaroids I should really throw away…

Class of 85 REPRESENT! I don’t feel so old on here anymore!

One of the myriad ways the dude has let me down...:(

Shape of.......GIANT WINE GLASS!

I don’t have anything to add that might be helpful, but I have to say that I really think you are great for trying so hard to make all of your pet-kids happy. My female min-pin just had puppies and we are trying to do everything right to make them the perfect addition to the homes of their new puppy parents. WE ARE…

I think alot of Trumpeteers are really excited to be part of something. Going to a rally is like Wrestlemania with a soupcon of monster truck show thrown in plus AMERICA!!!! People that have never been into politics are having a blast and eating this up and we’ve made it all possible by decimating critical thought and…

Common sense stayed home.

The NDA makes me more likely to do the deed. I would be barred from telling anyone and possibly maintain some respect among my friends.

dead.

That is an AMAZING jacket.

That gif should have a trigger warning!

I agree completely.