I think that if we put the lemonade aside for a moment and really examine this picture, we can all agree that the true travesty in the post is the user handle “Kush Vonnegut.”

You don’t know too many lawyers, I take it.

Please note two spaces after each period. DISQUALIFIED FOREVER.

Malcolm Gladwell had a great podcast this summer on why nobody in the NBA shoots underhand free throws, even if it would definitely help their percentage. Worth a listen

Ah yes. The old SJW “insult.” You do know that most people you throw that at take it as a compliment, right?

Replies to that tweet say it’s an illegal Scrabble set because it has too many Cs and Zs, but no one is mentioning that it’s illegal because it would have required one player to use ten tiles when each player only gets seven. YOU ONLY GET SEVEN.

Seems fitting. Raging asshole enjoys a big glass of milk. But when I drink a big glass of milk I get a raging asshole. Thanks, lactose!

If any batter reacted like Bumgarner in that picture, he’d throw at them.

Only if we’re talking about your mom.

Considering Hillary Clinton’s husband was the one who signed the legislation that led to a generation of mass-incarceration and proudly gutted social services in the name of ending “welfare as we know it,” there is every reason to be dubious of Clinton’s commitment to improving the lot of minority communities in this…

I think this is a terribly unfair criticism of Drake. Sure he “said” it but he almost certainly didn’t write it.

Transwoman here trying to get in early before there are too many comments on it.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Clearly not a fan of his teammates having a ball.

This is going to be a feel good story by the time that the Olympics are over.

So you’re basing this off of one match played two years ago? Portugal are currently not a great team, but have you considered how many subpar CONCACAF teams the US struggles to beat?

So familiar with this guy from my days scouting all-ivy academic sprinters

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Micheal Jordan 0-6 in finals if his teammates missed all their shots