That one sailed further over your head then his last toss as an Indian 

sir this is a wendys

If you think baseball is more about codes of honor than getting 27 outs and more runs than the other guy, then you have constructed a fake sport in your mind.

Ah yes, because the Prairies are a bastion of openess and integration. Like the rest of North America, Québec’s got a lot of racism, especially outside of Montréal and especially in the region of Québec city, but this talking point of Québec being worst than Alberta is just another subtle way of dismissing the…

Eh, I’ll give Bregman a pass for the sheer joy of seeing Tucker Carlson losing his shit.

“When Okposo went down, rather than let his head bounce off the ice, the Rangers player grabbed onto his opponent’s sweater to stop the fall”

Honestly, any adult with a shred of sense will always cede a collectible to any nearby kid. For my part, the one time I caught a foul ball at a baseball game, seeing the look of glee on a nearby kid’s face when I tossed him the ball far surpassed going home with a stupid souvenir that I’d probably end up throwing out e…

because it was reported? https://deadspin.com/report-the-pelicans-invented-a-new-kind-of-tampering-a-1832415741

Who punts in Madden?

well from the video, his leg is definitely hanging

Stick to telling dirty jokes, Marty.

Not black.

Because I was evaluating the play of their quarterback and their offense, which both have a chance to be historically good. Apples, meet oranges.

I know what you’re thinking, but he’s probably resistant to smallpox.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

The only way to prevent that is to stop selling booze at football games. That’s obviously not happening, so we have to move our eyes further along the lines to the next possible fix.

That’s because you don’t work at the public library. Bring your own damn Lysol wipes next time, Lord Sexington.

Thanks for not calling the cops on me the next time I vomit onto your girlfriend’s chest.

I feel the same way about masturbating at the public library.