I was going to say that its rotting corpse will be playing the Packers on September 11.

Ayesha?

7.6/10 on the bayless scale

What’s funny is that we’re also pissed if they just smile and shrug.

Twitter is like life for Magic. He doesn’t know what to do with white cells.

To be fair, while his running story is utter and complete bullshit, to drive an RV cross country at only 9mph is an impressive feat in itself.

One can accept that some of the shit Gawker has done is vile (I stopped reading the main page after last summer’s antics) while still believing that neither Hogan nor Thiel had that legitimate of a claim against a gossip rag in the court of law.

Fuck hulk hogan, fuck peter thiel, and fuck anyone who cheered them on.

Maybe instead of questioning my methodology you should look it up, smart guy.

lol k.

When you sober up tomorrow, can you repost this?

Here’s a really good story about the night Kerry Fraser made Tyson Nash apologize to Theo Fleury.

Rougned Odor’s name and face is basically what happens when you create a player, close your eyes and hold the randomize button down.

Great, but we need a postal address to send the bag of dicks to.

This was my email to him....

You can pry my dick punches from my COLD. DEAD. HANDS.

I mean, Caruso is a red-head, perfect for Pan. He could make great crocodile clock puns and peg-leg puns and it’d just be fantastic.

CSI: Neverland

Wow, I was totally about to rag on Cooke for having a backwards “J” on one of the boots in the image, but that’s how it actually appears on the show. Fuck them for teaching my kids illertiracy.