No, he didn’t HAVE to go. They chose to kick him out.

Technically, he wasn’t walking on the field. He bravely reached for a foul ball, over-balanced, and put a leg down to stop his whole body from entering the field of play. Hampered however by a lack of athletic prowess, his other leg followed his body, unintentionally, onto the field; that’s just physics, man. But in a…

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

2. Then wasn’t there the police report that said there were no signs of abuse that evening

This is, stylistically, a very appealing and accessible matchup. Ratings will be terrible but it’s really a great series for casual fans.

Hey! We have the Republican National Convention, too! So, I guess what I’m trying to say is, none of us will probably be living here soon.

If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

As a Canadian, you have no idea how relieved I am that our national nightmare is over. Fuck, that team sucked.

+1 for having the courage to tell the world you are from cleveland.

I’m sure this comment section will have nothing but sober, well-thought-out arguments.

Banks that are enjoyable to crash into, ranked:

It’s a holiday Friday and I don’t really have the energy or the inclination to write a whole postmortem, but the Lightning will be fine. (They shouldn’t re-sign Stamkos though.) Discuss it here!

That’s a lot of beverages (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) for a 13-minute “concert”. 5 t-shirts? 5 towels? Is he soaking the towels in juice and squeezing them into his mouth? Does he have a battery-powered towel squeezer which is why he needs all those batteries? I have so many questions.

I need to ask my grocer if they carry whole grain bread with the most amount of grains.