Were you the guy standing behind me at the DMV today? Longest 10 minute wait of my life.

In human years, I checked.

This is just a guess, but since the series is being played in Pittsburgh, I’m guessing there was a TV showing the Root Sports broadcast in the visiting GM booth.

Colin Cowherd, a rat wearing a human suit

Fixed that picture for you.

I just created an account to tell you how fucking dumb this argument is. Game 1 of the 2015 finals went to overtime WITH Irving. You do not get addition by subtraction when JR Smith and Delly are your 2nd and 3rd scoring options. This is a dumb argument and you should feel bad for saying it.

He got him in the penis and balls tho

I think, when he hit that dinger a few weeks ago, he should have taken the bat with him, walked around the bases, and when he crossed the plate, slam the bat down, take a bow, walk off the field and clean out his locker for good.

A chicken bone walks into Aybar.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Anyway, this probably isn’t even the most controversial barbecue take we’ve run in the last week