Anyway, this probably isn’t even the most controversial barbecue take we’ve run in the last week

It's not called jackfruit for nothing.

Seitan is also an excellent ingredient to sneak into dishes for your so-called gluten-intolerant and/or Celiac friends. It's just pure gluten. Either they have no issue and you get to call them on their bullshit, or it kills them soundly. It's kind of a one-shot, but it's effective.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

Cologne.

Common misconception. That’s not a Pomeranian. It’s a giant Chow/Wolf mix. It just looks tiny next to him.

It’s a shitty situation - the Heat obviously want Bosh to play, but not at the risk of his health or his life

Do you work for WebMD?

Didn’t Haley Joel Osment answer this already?

...was “incredibly lifelike,” it was “not viable.”

You get used to it.

Le Haven't

Counterpoint: There are no good cats.