A sad, disturbing story surrounding Canucks winger Linden Vey, whose father is about to go on trial for allegedly plotting with his mistress to murder their respective spouses.

I wouldn’t get all confident there, Herbie. I was given a 4% chance of having kids.

Why not? Your mom stayed up with us too.

Will someone just give this girl her own Disney show already. Preferably one with a hot nanny dressed in clothes not even remotely appropriate for a kids show. So basically a normal Disney kids show.

Hahahahahaha Riley Curry is coming for Oprah’s throne. Believe it.

Last night my sports-hating wife specifically stayed up to watch post-game TV with me, because I told her Riley Curry might make an appearance.

This...this is a pretty hot take.

So, I guess this is why they should wear helmets?

The goalies have...not been great this series.

Sure cuz this here’s ‘Merica. Joke aside, I’m surprised it’s taking Wade so long just to say sorry regardless of his intent. Just because one wasn’t trying to be rude doesn’t completely satisfy the injured party.

Yeah, I know when I get spikes to the tailbone it tickles!