The greatest fuck you is realizing you still live in a shithole. Enjoy the rock n roll hall of fame and another finals loss.

I’d imagine Stamkos already has a real-estate agent on retainer in Toronto.

I’m pretty sure that’s what they mean by Southern Hospitality.

Ouch, that stings.

Usually when Harper pulls an upper decker, he does it right before Papelbon takes a shit.

The best part is when you can hear La Russa drunkenly slur, “I am the captain now”.

Wait, when do they kiss?

Whitlock’s ripping of colleagues Scoop Jackson and Mike Lupica...

Pictured: School administrators gag mouth of moron, but forgot to bind his hands.

Based on their steadfast support of sexual abusers and the lengths they’ll go to protect them, the report recommends they change their name to Bailer.

Leave it to a dude who is perennially injured to have such hurt feelings.

Too bad Clark the Cub wasn’t it in the pic, or you guys would have had another chance to write dong.

Yahoo can’t get over how crisp and life-like the image is.

And none!

Scrabble > family. Press send and never look back.

Forget seeing it, wait till you smell it.

This is how I play. My friend’s grandma, a die-hard player, once told me the fun and prestige comes with playing the longest word, no matter the score. I crushed her and her stupid prestige.

Last time Kessel was asked about playing the Wings, he said they were a really tough, gritty bunch, but still worth it because they were only .25 cents a piece.

Toad is, and has always been, the Michael Schumacher of the Mario Kart world...just with more brain function.

I tried this in its canned form, and it was awful. Get the real thing.