Is hockey even allowed to exist now that football season has started again?

“Not only is Will Smith a liar, he’s an asshole to."

Deafspin.

If my grandfather had known anything about football, was Italian, wasn’t a roaring racist or unable to control his bouts of violence, and hadn’t died from cirrhosis when I was ten, this could totally be him, as he to was an old guy with glasses. Memories.

That’s how middle relief is done.

Buzz City would be a better a jersey for the Nuggets. Also, why haven’t the Nuggets just changed their logo to a nice bud? They’d easily have the most popular jersey sales in the league, maybe in all of sports.

I wonder if Phelps’ training diet, which seemed like more food than the Mountain’s, was because he was burning more calories or just smoking way more green?

They have nicer courts in North Korea, and I’m not even talking about the ones they show in state controlled media and to foreigners.

Copa Labradores.

Jeter seemed to enjoy it.

You gotta get creative when you can’t use your hands.

At this stage, ‘healthy Spurs team’ has to be an oxymoron.

Goose Gossage thinks throwing even a single ‘ball’ ruins a perfect game.

Not often that the nouveau riche were already cultured.

The pipes, the pipes are calling.

Adam Johnson uses Kinder.

It must be nice a change to not have to worry about coming up with all the violence towards women storylines himself.

I think fucking like a cat means you get to have nine wives.

Just what St. Louis sports fans needed, a successful franchise in a predominantly white sport.

How could anyone take a company seriously when they’re named after a stripper?