Discussing the Curry injury is the one time in basketball threads when the crying Jordan meme doesn’t work.

In soccer, a liver shot is called a George Best.

If you can get a Ninja on super discount (like above), they are a good buy. They provide almost as much power as a Vita/Blentec, similar results etc, but will break over time, where as the Vita will last you a life time and then some.

If you can get a Ninja on super discount (like above), they are a good buy. They provide almost as much power as a…

You can’t slip in something, unless Wilt was really making them fill the room like a capsizing ship taking on water.

I think Oscar Robertson was right and the old guys were tougher, just imagine how many wet spots Wilt Chamberlain slipped on without injuring himself.

That’s what Austin Rivers looks like when he actually tries to high-five.

If I was a meme guy, I’d be dropping that ‘why not both’ one this right now.

Trump’s support of Brady is odd, given how he usually hates the type of people who sometimes get intercepted.

Roseman-colored glasses.

Court adjourned.

Same, I took no offense, and really, should have just said that losing all or half my money would be enough reason to contemplate stabbing myself in the heart, which is why I support separate accounts.

Not sure how being pragmatic about relationships/money equates to depression and stabbing myself in the heart, but okay.

Cocaine is a better investment when seeking mutual funds.

Joint bank accounts are the kiss of death to any relationship or any semblance of independence you might have left (even if you keep your own account, let’s not kid ourselves, you’ve lost control). Get a shared credit card for joint expenses/bills, and keep bank accounts separate. It will make dealing with the…

Though I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that being drafted by the Browns would turn even the most devout Mormon into a debilitating alcoholic.

Wow, 160 likes for the deaths of three teenaged girls. No one deserves to die for petty theft. Get bent you fucking prick.

I wonder how many Stalin bases he has this year?

Outside of competing clergymen vying to be the next Pope, no one cheers more for the demise of Cardinals than the Deadspin community. Amen for that.

The last time a Hurricane got this testy a Ward was destroyed, and I’m not talking about Cam.