“Wow, look at that coast.”

I wonder how much Aldon Smith is paying this guy to stay quiet and possibly face jail time himself?

Bud’s coach: I told you to be more aggressive with body shots, not shops!

I was a lot more excited when I momentarily thought the guy in the pic was Val Kilmer.

I personally think all parties should have joints.

Greg Oden’s highlight video was a silent film.

Where’s Randy Johnson when you need him?

“KD is bad every night.”

The guy next to him came twice.

In response, the team has changed their logo to picture of Ray Charles.

It would be better if a team of drones with butterfly nets were allowed to play defense.

And replace the golf carts with motorcycles.

That story could be from last Saturday and I’d still believe it.

The Wisconsin version is just a bunch of white guys doing the Carlton.

I haven’t seen that many asterisks since I went to Cooperstown.

The guy sitting next to me for the last 15 years keeps telling me the same thing.

I knew I was ready for children/death the moment I couldn’t muster up the courage to even think about attending a music festival for more than a day. Even though I still like music...and drugs.

The only place they guy has ever jelled is definitely his knikkers.

...where both Bo Ryan and Bruce Pearl cut their teeth.