The more senile a broadcaster gets, the more watchable baseball becomes.

Just an fyi, ass-over-teakettle is called a Tim Horton’s double-double here in Toronto.

Black lines matter.

She’s got her humblebrag game down.

I’m assuming with a name like Les Snead, he thought he was going to be managing the other type of football, which makes a lot of sense when you look at his moves.

The little skip and hop she makes in the older video when getting up is a telltale sign of a psychopath.

...you’re going to have to fend for yourself and make your own damned beef tongue.

Answer: The guy in front of you had a buzz cut when the first game of the double-header started.

That’s a tremendous, tremendous fence, but it’s pathetic that they couldn’t get any other MLB teams to pay for it. No wonder the Rockies are losers now. Unbelievable, just unbelievable.

...cream cheese, proper hugging technique, beer cans, Kobe.

That is the only down Pierre Thomas will witness all year.

Ryan. Fucking. McDonagh. Wow.

With celebrations like that, I wish he played baseball.

This might be our first indication that Denton sold the empire to Field & Stream.

...turn their dick bones into brooches.

Seeing so many people get excited over lost marbles has given the NFL some hope.

One reason and one reason only made the 80's great...cocaine.

The same tactic will be used during the Summer Olympics in order to give opponents MRSA.

The is the first time I’ve seen clickbait that could actually be used to catch a deep-sea fish.

Managing to make tens of millions of dollars in a non-professionalized field is an incredible achievement.