-Spieth’s caddie

Of all the bloody faces that have happened recently to athletes named Smith, this one is relatively harmless.

Unlike all this thinly veiled racism, at least ESPN had the balls to be obvious about it.

Welcome to the Oceania Champions League, where the stakes are high...

You’d think the one thing a team owned by a Russian would emphasize is not being penetrated by a man.

That’s like the teenage boy version of the home run trot. Savor the moment, Billy, and think of the fans before your own needs.

Johnny Futon.

Probably not as bad as being Matt Dillon and showing up to family reunions with Kevin riding shotgun.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Has he always looked like the offspirng of the guy from Mythbusters and the lead singer of Smashmouth? Ten bucks says he has an Ed Hardy tattoo on his ass.

At least it didn’t happen at second base.

At least it was unassisted...and by that, I’m of course talking about his eventual suicide.

He was trying to hit Zdeno in the face to make it Chara grilled.

Hell no, Run the Jewels all day.

I’m pretty sure it’s just called a bathhouse.

Rafael Palmeiro still has a harder time holding onto wood.

Jon Spoelstra was ahead of his time. It took A&E and History Channel some 15 years to realize people desperately want to watch a bunch of creatures (which you just know can’t exist in real life) working out of swamps.

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

This just reaffirms my personal mantra: never trust someone who wears a turtleneck dickey.

He’ll always have the family motel business to fall back into.