This is the right answer.

In my vegetarian opinion, falafel by a landslide.

The only people that should be worried about laces taking people out are prison wardens.

IV drip for me, more efficient.

Satay.

PB and melted cheese. All day.

We must bear Digital Witness...

God sometimes tests those he loves the most, with loss.

Creative license truther.

How do I open a sham business in the Caribbean without paying expensive lawyer fees?

“I don’t want to go in and tell my pitchers, ‘Just throw it and hit him in the back,’...

There’s no way Dolan hires a guy who is pretty much a slightly better looking version of himself with less chin.

If loving Frozen makes you a cute sports baby, Ted Williams may finally get one last hurrah as a Sox mascot.

Every time I read or hear the name Plumlee, I instantly crave chicken nuggets.

Bonds defintely called him a pussy when he got back to the dugout.

A soccer playing Pharaoh back from the dead, Simpsons already did it:

Piece of bread hanging from your mouth does the trick, and helps towards my goal of eating a daily loaf of bread.

A Cardinals player would have stayed on third base.

They don’t call it the Silver Bullet for nothing.

...smeared in shit on the wall of a truck-stop bathroom.