I wonder if his parents will be allowed to go to the ceremony?

I remember watching the Sound of Music with my mom when I was a kid and thinking, you know what, these Nazis aren’t so bad.

If only there was a reverse camera angle, so we could catch the full weight of that dramatic turn.

After all those years in Toronto, this is the moment where Roberto Alomar actually becomes a Leafs fan.

If you think that’s too much, Lincecum used to dab before, during and after games.

Though the money that could be gained by making the pinnies pink come October could save like, a small fraction of a single life...maybe.

Let this be a lesson to Brazilians, that is how you treat a ref with respect.

Are the brows Just for Men or do they simply get blacker the more his soul gets corrupted?

Orange Cunty Choppers.

...“you’re not that good” is an incredibly weak insult.

This confirms why Favre will never be a QB coach, his noodle is too small.

I thought Chandlers were only sent to Arizona for rehab purposes?

If you think that was intense, you should watch her fake an orgasm.

I’d totally become a Joey Crawford fan if he became a WWE heel and not just a real life one.

A distracted Fitzpatrick makes a media statement:

In college hoops they spell it her-ass-ment, not because of a tasteless joke, but more so because they can’t spell.

Russell Wil(create)Son before becoming a virgin again.

At this point, I’d only be impressed if the team won using college players.

-Grizzley Man

At this point in his career, Ichiro and his slider would be better off hanging with the pitching coach.