Let this be a lesson to all rookie the QBs out there, with enough determination, there is always a way out of Cleveland.

The Maple Leafs are still figuring out how to play 5-on-5.

I AM SPARTACUS.

Just drop the I and the FIU acronym would become a lot more accurate.

This is the one time my vegetarianism is okay with stuffing a Goose till its liver explodes.

I was really hoping this was about Chris Christie and Bruce Springsteen.

This is the only fox sports I can get behind.

If he’d known that smashing balls into faces was part of the sport, Peyton Manning would have played the other football.

The NBA needs to take a page from Fulham to learn how to really bait their players.

Radio Announcer Ejeculated From College Basketball Game For Vigorous Gesturing.

...cut his friend’s throat...

I wonder if he’d ever cut it to make weight? Sophie’s choice for our modern times.

I always assumed Gurley was the more electrifying player.

The closest thing to March Madness these guys will experience is Lent.

Pictured: The face of a man who was expecting a friendly chest bump, but ended up bumping dicks with a teammate instead.

There’s no telling what would have happened had this occurred a day earlier on hump day.

Papelbon still has him beat when it comes to being unbalanced.

Homeward Bound (and Gagged).

The Atlanta Falcons prefer their players focus on the broad jump.

Leave it to an Arian to close out his career with ‘Onward me march’.