Finally. A Brazilian sports story that DOESN'T involve a beheading.
"Awww, OMG, look at that little guy! He's so darn cute! Is he flying with you?"
East Germany is still competing?
You're doing it wrong, Tim. You're supposed to put aloe on the burn, and not vice versa.
Just a little harmless fun—which will be missed dearly when we meet the stoner-philosopher of the 2022 World Cup.
Wait, wait, wait. All this crap about how Sochi is a hell-hole, and you mean to tell me that it's really the land of puppies?
Over the past couple of months, you've heard that they don't exist. But they do exist, even in Sochi— you just have to know where to look for them. And here at the Mayak cabaret, you'll find plenty of them. Despite Russia's repressive laws, you only need to walk through the doors of this bar to discover the truth:…
Dions second by second reaction to reading this
All about building up goodwill so Putin doesn't have our hockey team executed when we beat his.
A missing ring in Russia? What a shocker.
How To Watch The Sochi Olympics Opening Ceremony Live
practice runs
SOCHI HOTEL GUESTS: [Sigh]
This is as good a tribute to Ke$ha as any.
Tebow, save us.
Finally, VD is getting some medical attention.
"Okay, this one is DEFINITELY an inside job!"
Fortunately the other team was just a load of whites.
PSA: Don't buy White Castle burgers from a guy at White Castle. They were made at White Castle.