Parking lots?

The sweetest part of the interview is how he talks about only being able to fuck in the bathroom now.

As someone who used to work in food inspection, a place with no gloves that actually washes their hands, versus somewhere like Subway where they have gloves but also use them to handle money and shit, is way cleaner.

Take away the Seinfeld nostalgia and Junior Mints are just garbage.

Much safer to have Cameron around a soccer ball than a pigskin.

I went there too. It would have been racist had you said he looked like Jackie Chan, you’re good.

I’m pretty sure he just thought he scored.

Better than playing a game of pigskin with Cameron.

In high school, my friend chugged two liters of plum sauce for $60. He threw up all over a tray of egg rolls after.

Just the pro-tip?

Those eyes saw some hit* on the side of that road.

He’s not on the team, he’s a comedian.

I hope he can still do the Pepsi commercials.

It’s all fun and games until he realizes he can’t leave the yard without getting electrocuted.

The only better viral marketing for such an indestructible pop-up pool would be to have Andy Reid swimming in it.

You’d think Gronk’s affinity for catching crabs would make them all Pats fans.

When will high school kids learn that they don’t like it when you jump up and down and spin your bat around before entering their box?

Show me them TDs.

Kobe: Welcome to my team.

...who (with the help of Jesus)had previously won the Masters.