Parking lots?

The sweetest part of the interview is how he talks about only being able to fuck in the bathroom now.

Take away the Seinfeld nostalgia and Junior Mints are just garbage.

Much safer to have Cameron around a soccer ball than a pigskin.

I went there too. It would have been racist had you said he looked like Jackie Chan, you’re good.

I’m pretty sure he just thought he scored.

Better than playing a game of pigskin with Cameron.

In high school, my friend chugged two liters of plum sauce for $60. He threw up all over a tray of egg rolls after.

Just the pro-tip?

Those eyes saw some hit* on the side of that road.

He’s not on the team, he’s a comedian.

I hope he can still do the Pepsi commercials.

It’s all fun and games until he realizes he can’t leave the yard without getting electrocuted.

The only better viral marketing for such an indestructible pop-up pool would be to have Andy Reid swimming in it.

You’d think Gronk’s affinity for catching crabs would make them all Pats fans.

When will high school kids learn that they don’t like it when you jump up and down and spin your bat around before entering their box?

Show me them TDs.

Kobe: Welcome to my team.

...who (with the help of Jesus)had previously won the Masters.

To sum up, it’s the best way to avoid someone with a dependency to meth. In my time living above said “English basement”, I had one neighbor who would routinely call the cops on me because I was apparently infusing his apartment with cancer via the vents (just to be clear, I wasn’t). I had another who would watch Star…