Tim, I hope you're happy with yourself. You did exactly what that stupid evil megacorportation wanted you to do; you've gone and helped their stupid ad "go viral", so to speak, and it's just going to result in more clicks for Budweiser, and more people sharing it with their friends. And for what? To increase…

"If the protection is too thick, don't use it."

Impressive, given the Hyman's usually impenetrable defense.

Other British/American comparisons:

Not surprised to see them hold such a standout position on an issue like this. After all, if there's anything Northwestern hates, it's uniformity.

"He can't talk, but he was just smiling a lot and he was just fist pumping. They said as soon as we saw you jump, his face just lit up and he was just fist pumping and stuff so that made it so worth it for me," Torres said.

NBA players are big 2nd amendment supporters.

You better move along, hunter guy. This bear is not playing games.

You shouldn't be surprised. Washington's the only place where a Senator is liked.

Your trailer is dumb, Redskins.

Worst trailer related to native americans since this one.

When you consider the guy is now the subject of an iconic bird-flipping picture and his animus appears to be directed toward a guy who rejected being a boy named Soo, it's pretty obvious that we're dealing with a huge Johnny Cash fan here.

Melo wasn't shaking his head at that ugly play, he was shaking his head because nobody passed the ball to him while he was on the bench.

God dammit Geno, haven't you ruined enough Jets already?

When reached for comment, actor John Candy used the words "heart, breaking".

Joke's on you, IOC — this was her first amendment.

• Yet another route Bess can't run properly because he's fucking high all the time.

Yeah, it's really good. My only quibble is that they don't really talk about the seminal Philly DJ's. But it gets so much else right...Enjoy.

A-Rod: ::steps on guy's shoes::