Suspension or no suspension, he doesn't seem to be missing any plate appearances.

A Yacht? Huh I thought the The Way of Wade involved a coat hanger and a back alley three towns over.

"worst PG ever"

Considering the possible ramifications of going to a movie in Colorado, the first person I'd invite is my shooting guard.

I think you mean "Floor!"

If J.R. wants to change his image, maybe he should stop hanging around known criminals like the Hamburglar.

Can we expect a JR Smith shoe deal soon?

To be Arizonan you have to be white.

Michael Jordan may be a big fan of beer pong (because he cheats at it)

+100 SPF

Only the top half of Cink's head is welcome at The Masters.

Savvy move putting instructions for their cocks as well

All of his smiles came from spotting freezing, miserable children in the stands.

Hey I am looking for Jack Morris but am having a hard time searching for "guts, " "pitching to the score," and "grit." Please advise.

Returned to the court in style is a bit of an understatement, no? He showed up wearing a dashing pair of Ferragamo brown leather wingtips with a pair of Thom Yorke navy slacks, a lovely gold Patek and a t-shirt signed by Rudy Giuliani that read "Endured Two Plane Crashes and All I Got Was This Lousy Shirt".

+747

Needless to say, Hatch's father never believed in divorce.

Wow. The sky truly is the limit for this kid.

Native American?

A freak skate cut and a game-winning goal. The Clint Malarchuk Hat Trick.