Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think in Buffalo a mobile home is called a double wide right?

Sorry, just realized this wasn't about college football, and you weren't talking about lines of coke.

I can't really speak for the pros, but the Sabres sure do!

How quaint. Buffalo would probably react to the weather like the rest of the country if only it had Twitter.

Age 35 has since closed its doors and could not be reached for comment.

What an idiot! First you win the Heisman then you pop some ex.

And Jordan only wore 23 to remind him of the rules of Blackjack. Presaged his future gambling prowess.

Are your arms bulletproof?

Now, all those players will be able to add moral bankruptcy to their financial bankruptcy.

MOM: [gathers kids around kitchen table] I'm sorry, guys. The last thing I ever want to do is embarrass you or make you look silly. You know that, right?

Fucking repulsive

Total package: brains and Braun

This problem happens on this side of the ocean as well. Despite repeated shouted requests when I visited the Football Hall of Fame, the Vince Lombardi Trophy never ONCE admitted the Holocaust happened.

Associated Bank: Putting Families Out Into The Cold Since 2009.

Looks like David Cross.

Worst Radiohead song ever.

Cheerlead for shitty corporate thought. Internalise it. Fill your utterly vacant mind and ego with a fucking logo and then jump off a goddamned building, you fucking waste of existence.

Even Hanley Ramirez isn't dumb enough to give himself an extension.