Fudge packing? What are you, 12? Or just a Bears fan?

I think Brian Davies misspelled "taint".

I'm not a coach, but it seems pretty stupid to put your offensive strategy right on your jersey.

Here is the version I choose to believe is true, because it makes me feel less empty:

Nice to see Peter Carroll helping people get free cars again.

This is the going to be the lamest beef since the Bulls brought back Derrick Rose.

That's one hell of an unsolicited fluid exchange.

Then he screamed at the first man, "THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA BE."

It's good to see professional athletes enjoying themselves around the holidays. Quite often we forget that athletes are people too, with feelings, and hearts that beat just like yours and mine. Next time you see a professional athlete be it at a mall, or Jai Alai court - wish him or her a Merry Christmas! Or if…

An amazing display, to be sure. But it is a little depressing to note that in the last seconds of the clip you can see the beginnings of the Parkinsonian tremor that would come to plague him in later years.

Of course he's a dirty Canadian. He's a US citizen.

Whoever voted Schalke 04 probably feels vindicated.

Like the photoeditor of this post, you're right: I have no idea about this crop of young QBs.

This is definitely photoshopped. It would be so unlike Papelbon to not have the L.

The IFAF owes a great deal of thanks to Brett Favre, who was the first to suggest limp pics.

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I'll always be right here, In your heart.

Ironically, "And we'll never be Royals" is included in every Scott Boras client's No Trade Clause.

"i'm not a businessman....no seriously, i'm not a businessman." - jay z

What a special moment for him! It's not every day that Derrick Rose gets proposed to.