i think that's just the smog making its way into the arena.

These guys are just trying to remain relevant. If fossils didn't make impressions, who would know they existed?

"Hey there. I dont know whats worse, you not giving your daughter what she wants or killing jesus. Happy holidays."

Contrary to analysts' opinions, the Wildcat is apparently alive and kicking.

He's got Geno Smith throwing to him, so he knows something about picks.

When I was a kid I always just assumed that Jewish parents hated their children. I'm not certain that I was wrong.

Parents split up when I was 10. Apart from all the crushing insecurity that comes from moving between houses, years of damage done by listening to snide comments from each parent about the other, and the creeping abandonment issues that are revealing themselves later in life, the doubling down on Christmas was pretty…

I'll send your condolences to her utterly confused mother.

It's just a misunderstanding.

YEAH WHAT ABOUT ALL THIS BULLSHIT TALK ABOUT "PROTECTING PLAYERS' HEADS???"

Not seconds, not thirds, not fourths, not fifths, not sixths.

Things have really come full circle, as now David Beckham masturbates to photos of David Beckham.

I know you didn't like the style or substance, but you have to recognize that the Tebow article just wins, baby. It just wins.

Remember, kids... determination and will power will get you to exactly the same place you started.

My uncle used to look, blankly, from across the room at least 6 times a day. He did that for 23 years after his return from Vietnam

"That guy has the right idea. Just doing twelve-steps at a time and then heading back to the bottom takes FOREVER."

I just wanted to prove to my students that this is America and anything is possible. Well not really anything I guess. Mostly just doing something grueling and repetitive for little or no pay. Shit, I guess I could have just stayed at work.

The only reason I would vote No (which I am not) is that the Buttfumble transcends Deadspin and the Deadspin Hall of Fame. It is more deserving of a place in the Smithsonian, preserved in amber. The buttfumble belongs to the ages.

I would put good money that people who vote "NO" on the buttfumble also have actual Baseball HOF votes.

First the jersey and now the future CTE complications. This guy is living out his fantasy of being a real player.