Usually someone with extensive knowledge about ‘shrooms is not clean.

It’s funny to think that over the next ten years, modern science has a better chance of cloning mammoths than it does bringing another cup to Toronto.

He has the perfect face for a Roman style bust.

Take notes, Rick DiPietro.

Lord knows, he can’t change.

The idiots forgot the r after the U.

I’m not sure what screams laptop DJ more: the mixer lacking most of the required cables, or the glass of rosé?

He can go both left and right.

With the money he saves on legal costs, he can by himself a new blazer.

Picking which part of the wishbone to break off has never been more dire.

We’re talking about a real shitty criminal. I wouldn’t be surprised if he waited for the moment the two were on the jumbotron to pull the trigger.

The only thing shocking about this story is that someone in Barrie actually owns a golf club.

At least all the negative press has taught him to get other people to hit women for him.

No hands...it was clean.

The St. Louis vs. his old team sub-plot should add a nice touch of drama to boot. This one is going all 7.

If he got to keep the comforter, that will mark the first time Shaq has ever jumped at the opportunity for a free throw.

I can’t wait till Gronk’s football career is over so he can naturally fill the void in cinema left by a retired/dead Ron Pearlman.

All of Bobby’s (mute it, Creed warning):

And as for the anti-Independiente press, pundits and many more, do not make a fire of something that was just an ember burning badly.

I never expected the relationship between endless brows and meticulous soul patch, to last.