Jastremski barred from having any contact with footballs.

I may not be a criminal mastermind like Mr. Hernandez, but I know enough to make sure someone’s mouth doesn’t work, after you’ve shot them in the face.

You could literally heat a room/small house here in Canada during the winter with that rig.

Time to burn it to the ground and just get a new office.

Tim, how many screens do you have running at one time? Do you always have the same amount going, or sport event dependent?

Which one of you is the asshole that reheats fish in the staff microwave? Every office has one.

I believe Bob Barker is pro-neutering for not only pets, but Blacks.

Last time I saw a chicken in an Astronaut suit, Buzz Aldrin was waiting his turn to get on the moon.

Think how much more criticism and hatred Tom would get if he had Dez (Bryant’s) nuts.

Vice Sports will offer him all the money.

If playoff-mode Claude Lemieux were a team, it would be the Blackhawks.

What a witch hunt....Tom muttered to himself while reading a plaque about Salem before entering the auditorium and lying his face off.

Don Cherry, when speaking about Russians/French Canadians, couldn’t have said the headline any better.

They almost make him look worse than Jay Cutler. Almost.

Guess he’ll have to go earn more money working at The Home Depot.

If its rough, crater like planetary surface is to be believed, I’m gonna guess Bill Lee.

After it lasted longer than four hours, he was contacted by Bud Selig, who scolded him for dawdling outside the box.

Something something Blue Nun.

Only if you mash it up with your feet like a winemaker, first.

That wasn’t intended to sound like a Shaq rhyme.