Leave it to a Bryant to do it all himself, while a Castro rather share the wealth.

If skid marks are only ruining your marriage, you’re doing alright, just ask Dale Earnhardt.

Yannick Noah = Played on hard court

Probably sleeping on Drew’s couch?

He’ll have a roster spot waiting for him on the Vikings’ special teams.

Byron Scott’s gut told him the balls weren’t inflated.

Can’t wait to give you your needle this week.

All this talk of Patriots inflating balls has Nate Solder thinking that genetics alone weren’t to blame for his testicular cancer.

Also pictured, bald strategy, the best of the strategies.

2014 stats: 13/10 TD/INT ratio, 81 QBR. Not good.

Nick Foles is good?

Jason Whitlock won’t touch this race-bait, as he could never write anything bad about a Chip.

I think many of us who have a chubby, awkward friend in our circle can understand the cheering, as other than the rare moment where he hits a home run, there is nothing better than watching him strike out with gumption.

The silver lining in all of this...he’s not Colombian.

Change his number to 30 and force him to grow a mullet, the Eagle is back!

If you’re going to be a Lion with a drinking problem, take a page from Matt Prater’s handbook and choose a less important position than mascot.

Isiah: Add to dicktionary.

His affinity for weed was definitely a consideration for the Cowboys going in, as they much prefer a predisposition to blow. It’s all about character(s).

Consider yourself lucky, most just use saliva and/or urine.

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