At least it was a barber shop and not a tattoo parlor.

But the resolution and aspect ratios are all messed up from the stretching.

When they did this back in 2008, it ended with the secret service swarming Gilbert Arenas right before he could take his shot.

Anti-dentite bastard.

...and the kicker is just perfect.

Fuck, thanks for ruining mine. Actually this reaffirms my belief that Mario Lemieux > Gretzky. He would have done his own voice, like in those Chunky soup commercials. True story, the last time he played our home-team during his farewell tour, we were sitting behind the glass of the penalty box. Lemiuex got in a rare…

Gretzky had to give Bo the same spiel when they started filming ProStars.

Heads will roll for this.

This will no doubt hurt PlayStation sales for MLB 15: The Show.

If Wiggins is Maple Jordan, Bennett is Mabel Jordan.

I can’t be reading that headline right.

Perfect.

Boston Wrong

Another feel good story of someone who was lucky enough to be cut from the Mets.

"That ceiling fan installation prank had to sting!"

Clearly this was an accident, as Jets can't be to blame for an injury caused by someone flying through the air in traffic...that's what the tower is for.

And people think we don't need Air Marshals anymore...

Just like his nose.

Can someone with some Photoshop game change the stool to a toilet..and then we can change the headline to Photos of Coach K's Stool.

Just so we're all clear, they're hoping Kentucky loses the championship game 40-0.